Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Quick Wit?

I have to pat myself on the back with this witty response I gave to my mother yesterday.

She was telling me that the cobbler she goes to was away on holiday and wouldn't be back for a week or so.

As if by magic, a witty response struck me instantly. I could not let this one slip...

'Is he in Italy, by any chance?'
'Why?' was the response I got.
'Because Italy is shaped like a boot.'
It led to me being called a silly sod. Or something to that effect!

Well.. I thought it was good.

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