I'm sorry, but I cannot resist this one today.
Britain's Got Talent is a CON.
Yeah, I know. I've been stating this for years. I have the ammo to back it up this time.
The news that the 2015 winner used a stunt dog for part of the act did make me chuckle.
A stunt dog!? How ridiculous is that? If the dog in the act cannot walk a tight rope, you know what the best solution would be? DON'T DO THE TIGHTROPE PART OF THE ACT!
I hope the people who voted - and are miffed that they were duped - get a refund.
Also, spare a thought for the magician who finished second place. How must he be feeling right about now with £250,000 passing him by due to the BGT producers' subterfuge.
Imagine how many lemons he now needs to find £250,000.