Monday, November 05, 2012

He's A Celebrity (And He's Not Going In There)

I read a list of the celebrities signed up for the new series of I'm a Celebrity, Get me Out Of Here on the Mirror website yesterday. I raised an eyebrow at one of the names listed.

It was a people's eyebrow, if you smell what I'm cooking.

The article reads as follows:

'..with American wrestler and ­actor, The Rock – real name Dwayne Johnson, 40 – but he is yet to be confirmed.'

There is absolutely no way Dwayne Johnson will be on this show. I guaran-damn-tee it.

The contestants are usually made up of people who have been out of the limelight for some time or are looking for a tidy sum for their involvement.

The Rock is worth millions at the box office, he doesn't fit into any of the prerequisites to be a contestant on this show.

It doesn't add up.

If his star was dimming, I would accept the rumour as a possibility. His popularity isn't dipping, therefore I refuse to believe.

And if I am wrong, I will eat more than a hat.

Kangaroo testicles, anyone?

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