I came across a Christmas food news story the other day and I don't know whether to embrace it as a genius idea or throw up at the thought of it.
As of right now, I'm in-between applause and disgust.
You see, I've found out that - somewhere in England - a chip shop is selling a footlong pigs in blankets.
And that's not all.
It's in batter!
I admit, it does intrigue me. However, the pictures I've seen of it are quite gross.