A Message From My Sponsors

The attack of spam to this very blog has been getting even more worse than usual. It seems I am getting more than two emails a day informing me that an anonymous poster has left a message on one of my posts which needs to be authorised before it is published.

It is often always someone trying to sell something with a link on the post titled 'Argie Bargie' - don't ask me why.

In today's post, I am going to paste some of these strange comments just to show you what is going on. Bear in mind that these messages are meant to appear after a football themed post.

All are unedited:

Hi everyone!
I'm introducing myself. My name is Michael Jaworsaki. I'm 28yo. I'm interested animals, computers and technology.
I hope I'll stay loner :)

He wants to stay a loner but he then posts his website so we can click on it. Unfortunately, I am going to do what he wants and ensure he gets no visitors to his site.

Having already mastered the artistry of menswear due to the fact that fall, it's set to take into account the most elegant way to off as when temps go due south. Fortunately, you won't take to look much further than your closet to wrap yourself in with it goodness. It's like they are saying...

I don't know what the hell you are saying let alone what they are

..we be aware you make to have your a number of disimilar ways. We recall these be experiencing to serve a persververance in your living exchange for the weekend...

And on, and on it goes.

Finally, here is one of my favourites:

Many women love the UGG boots, they are comfortable, warm, elegant, stylish and practical <...> When we decide to buy these boots, we will found there are so many choice, the style with classic, Knit, Fashion, and weather..

It's on a site all about football - why oh why should anyone reading that care about UGG boots? An attempted post a few weeks later helped me understand UGGs a bit more.

The most qualified selling and most popular boots are those boots are the mythic 'UGG Paragon'. The UGG ideal are take it look, there are popular in support of hunger time...

What!?

... like immortal pattern of Chatter and Jean,...

Eh?

..these boots will be wish remembered and under no circumstances disappeared,...

I am lost!

...no theme how times change..

I need to bang my head on a wall right about now.

..I don't about the role UGG Australia is superb select where you follow your boots, they are too valuable, innumerable, other store will have reduce this boots, how always, when you type 'UGG' in Google search, you intent on thousand of online net shops won over UGG boots, most them may be pincheck, if you are righteous chance, may be you can onto your original.

And that's how a blogger manages to create a post when he wakes up not knowing what to write about. It's like the 'chicken salad out of chicken poo' analogy only better.

Or worse.