Old News

The first thing I do when I wake up is read the news on the MSN site as that is the homepage on my Internet browser.

Today's sports news informed me that Paul Hart had left Portsmouth football club.

I must have been living in a dream for the past fortnight so I'll make a bold guess and say that Avram Grant will replace him and they will lose to Manchester United and draw 1--1 with Sunderland.

Oh, and while I'm at it, I bet you Ryan Giggs wins Sports Personality of the Year.