Britain's Got Talent returns tomorrow night.
I hope you know the last sentence was me being facetious.
Every year, for the past few years, I have noted how I have no plans to ever watch the series again. I've kept to my word.
And I'll keep to it this year, as well.
I usually end up reading news stories about the series in the months and weeks leading up to it. Thankfully, I have done a superb job avoiding it.
It's just the pretentious television commercials that I have had to endure.
The only positive? The ads weren't as bad as last year's 'oh look, we've given birth to children' one. I'm still rolling my eyes at that one.