I would be a dreadful marketer at Easter time.
I know this because, every time I receive an email with Easter puns in the subject line, I begin to cringe.
Over the past twenty-four hours, I've had the following:
'Eggcellent Easter Offers!'
'Have a Cracking Easter With Egg-cellent Savings..'
'Make this Easter eggstra special..'
From three different companies. I was going to spare their embarrassment, but - darn it - the guilty are not going to be protected here.
Pun 1 is from Smyths Toys Superstore, the second is from Nisa and today's email, promising a 'cracking' and 'eggstra special' Easter was from Brewers Fayre.
There are currently nine days until Easter Sunday. I expect more of these lame puns to land in my inbox between now and then... it's eggscruciating!!