Carlos The Torch

This Olympic torch relay thing is getting worse.

A few weeks ago, I went on a mini rant after Will.I.Am was one of the many people allowed to carry the torch.

Now, I've read that the former Colombian football player - Carlos Valderrama - carried the torch along the streets of Slough earlier this week.

What has he done for Great Britain?

I'd be okay with the choice if he had played for any of the British teams during his career.

Dreadful, dreadful choice.