I like the odd wind-up. The most recent targets of my sinister ways have been those emailers who try and get your money by claiming to be sitting on a fortune and need my money to release the assets.
My two favourite cons of the conners ended up lasting months but I haven't put much effort in to the recent emails I have found in my junk mail folder.
I got one in my main inbox today, though.
There is no easier way to say this but I have won the Euro Million lottery.
Yes, I won the money before the balls have even dropped. What's more I have done it without even buying a ticket.
How did this happen?
Because my email address won it. What????
The email claims that my email address has won the Euro Millions. Do these people think I am stupid? I am scared for those people that actually DO fall for this scam.
The email was from someone claiming to be a 'Mr. Emily Simon'. I replied asking such a politically incorrect question that I doubt will be answered.
Mr Emily Simon,
Are you a transexual or just have a girly name?
There goes my millions.
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