The Most Expensive

What a curveball that was thrown by the I'm a Celebrity voters yesterday.

Noel Edmonds was the first to be evicted from the camp after not getting enough support from the public.

This was a surprise. Not only for me, who placed a fiver on him winning the entire thing, but also - I am sure - to ITV which spent £600,000 on him.

Six hundred grand. The most the company spent on any other campmate this season.

The most expensive contestant went first.

I laugh.