A Game Of 'Who The Hell Is That?'

Just like a car wreck on the motorway, I couldn't help but observe the launch episode of Celebrity Big Brother.

I've been harping on, each time it's on, about the lack of 'celebrity' in the show.

And I am pleased to announce - I was right once again.

Now, don't get me wrong - I hardly ever keep up to date with who is or isn't a celeb so we're working in my bubble.

I could only count five celebrities that I knew of.

For the rest of the opening episode, I played a game of 'who the hell is that?'

The rules are simple: add up the number of celebrities I know and then subtract that number with the amount I do not know.

That's five minus eight.

-3 for those keeping score.

Apparently, Dog the Bounty Hunter from, er, Dog the Bounty Hunter was also set to be a housemate. Customs & Excise refused him entry into the country due to his involvement in a murder during the 1970's (long story - Google it).

The border people have a job of keeping potential threats out of this country. However, I don't know whether they were doing us - or him -the favour.