Q. Where was I when the news of the birth of a Royal Baby was announced?
The heat has made my sleeping pattern so out of whack that I dozed off at around 8pm last night. When I woke up, the first thing I did was check on my emails and the news was awaiting me.
BHS had emailed with 'It's a boy!' in the subject line.
It took me a few short seconds to realise what they were on about.
I had bought into the 'It's a girl' misinformation so was a surprised when I found out the baby was a male.
Now we've got that out of the way, Britain can get back to normal.
Until his first tooth comes through, I suppose.