'For Those Who Know How To Pick Em.'
'Wow, ' I thought. 'I have to try a bottle of that. For Vick'.
It got even more funnier, though. A bottle was £25, so I thought I would buy it with some of the royalties I had received from the sale of my book (one of the only shining lights from 2025 to be fair). All I had to do was wait for the time when I'd order a Tesco delivery.
I didn't need the royalties money, though. A few days after coming across the bottle, and knowing its price, £25 randomly appeared in our bank from the Premium Bonds. We did not win £25 that month, so I had to ring up to see if they had made a mistake. The persons I spoke with on the phone couldn't work out where the money had came from so it was all a bit confusing. I wanted to draw attention to it just in case we got into trouble for not informing them of a potential error in their system.
A day after I phoned them up, so I likely should have waited, I received a letter informing me that a prize I had won in January 2025 had been re-estimated and I was due an additional £25.
So - that's where it came from.
It was a bit surreal. I needed £25 for the bottle and £25 magically appeared in my account. I know there are some out there who might disbelieve this story, but I swear this is, to quote Tupac under his Makaveli alias, 'the realest s**t I ever wrote'.
With that all said, when the bottle was finally added to my trolley, I purchased it for £18.50 because of a Tesco Club Card discount.
Double bargain!
I have had the bottle here with me since the top end of October. I thought the only appropriate time to have the first glass of it had to be to toast Vick as we saw off 2025 and entered 2026.
To quote 2Pac yet again, I'm going to 'pour out a little liquor'. Here goes:
Oh wow. It's nicer than I had expected.
There's a bit of a blackberry hit immediately after you taste the whiskey, which is quite pleasing. I genuinely thought I would dislike the taste, so had a can of Pepsi on standby just in case. I may as well put the cola away because this is a decent drink.
I haven't touched Jack Daniel's whiskey in a long time. The most recent occasion - that I can recall - was when I was given a small box of miniatures for Christmas many moons ago. I had never ventured into the special flavour JD wilderness until this morning. Or, to be precise, when I bought the bottle in October.
You know what would be better than Blackberry, though? And Vick would know where I'm going with this... blue raspberry!
Heck, I've had a few sips of this and I'm now wondering what it would taste like with Pepsi added. Ha, I'm going to try that even though I decided against it a few paragraphs ago.
Hmm, nah - I prefer it without cola. The sweetness of the blackberry hit I mentioned from the straight sips are lost with the addition of Pepsi.
That's me done for the night. I did what I wanted to do: toasted my friend as the new year began.
One of the things I would always say to Vick whenever January 1st strikes is that I was 'in the future' because of the five-hour time difference. I must have done it every single year because I saw it in one of our earlier text exchanges and know I did it in a Twitter direct message last year.
I can no longer brag to Vick about being beyond her in the sense of being a year ahead (albeit for five hours). I'm okay with that. Vick is ahead of me now.


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