I didn't make the playoffs in the NFL fantasy football league I play in.
My team closed the season with a record of 3-11. It was right at the bottom of the division meaning I didn't even qualify for the 'Consolation' playoffs in which teams that finished in fifth to eighth place participate in for the next two weeks.
I can't recall a time, in the few years that I've played fantasy football, that I've never been in a playoff of some sort.
If this was real football, I'd be meeting the owners and given my marching orders today!