I had yet another BT scam caller today.
This time, the person told me that engineers were working on my exchange and noticed there was an Internet issue.
I told her that they couldn't be working on it as I can see it from the window I was looking out of. She didn't know how to respond to that one. Then, I added, 'and that's the first thing. The second is I'm not even with BT!'
These calls are getting excessive, but at least they're giving me something to write about.