I had a scam phone call from India the other day. The person's alleged name was funny. Here's how the conversation went.
Caller: Hello, my name is Steve Martin and I'm calling you from...
Me: (I cut him off) Steve Martin?
Me: My name is John Candy.
Caller: Okay, can I speak with the bill payer?
Me: That's me.
Caller: Okay, I'm calling from BT...
PHONE LINE WENT DEAD
Somebody in the background: His name is John Candy.
Steve Martin: Hello? Why did you end the call?
I HANGED UP
Even though I said I was John Candy, I missed a perfect opportunity to add 'And those aren't pillows!!!' after announcing myself as Candy.