I Am..

I am a hypocrite.

A few weeks ago, I sat in the very same chair I am sat in right now and wrote at length about how I was definitely not going to watch Celebrity Big Brother because I didn't like the Speidi sideshow that I had seen on the US version of I'm a Celebrity.

Curiosity killed this cat.

I tuned in for the opening episode just to see what the pair would be like.

For someone who detests the concept of Big Brother, one episode was going to be enough for me. However, I started thinking to myself - if I disliked the show so much, shouldn't I be cheering on Spencer and Heidi?

And so I did.

Firstly, before you start thinking I love this couple, I want to clarify that I think they are possibly two of the biggest egomaniacs I have seen. 

But that's what makes them so great.

To me, they are the classic pro wrestling heel. I don't know whether they know where the line is drawn, though.

I guess that makes what I have seen even more intriguing.

They are definitely a pair of workers who know how to play the antagonist superbly. I have been impressed with their work.

It would be the funniest thing ever if these two wound up winning the show tonight.

Unfortunately, Pro Wrestling 101 doesn't work like that.

The babyface always wins in the end.