It's now official that Big Brother will be relaunched on Channel 5.
Are they nuts?
There was a reason why Channel 4 decided not to continue with the programme and that is because ratings were slipping.
And rightfully so - it was the same thing every single bloody year.
I was so glad to see coverage of this car crash of a social experiment off my TV and newspaper.
If there was a physical grave for the series, I would have gladly danced upon it. Now, just like a horror film, the bad guy has been reanimated just when everything seemed safe.
Somebody save me.